Golden Knights: Players (also) get a free orgy after their conquest

Remember, back in early June, what a “strip club” promised Golden Knights players if they were able to win the Stanley Cup? We were talking about free lap dances for life for the players…

A service not generally offered throughout the NHL, let’s put it that way.

It’s still funny, in the end. But here, things are taking on even greater proportions.

It’s all very well to have lap dances for a lifetime. That said, we read in the Journal de Québec that a sex worker confided to TMZ that she was ready to offer, with the help of her co-workers, a free orgy to anyone interested in living an experience that was, how shall we say…

Dozens of women, myself included, are ready and waiting at the Chicken Ranch to subject the Knights to carnal pleasure […] The brothel is yours, gentlemen. It’s free, it’s all on me. – Alice Little

I’d really, really like to tell you that this is a farce. Unfortunately, it’s not.

I’m not sure what to make of all this. Sure, at a certain point, players want to have fun celebrating their cup win…

Personally, I find it a bit weird. Then again, there are other ways to celebrate a victory than getting naked and taking part in an orgy, aren’t there?

Highlights

– Patrick Marleau returns to the Sharks organization. He has been hired as field hockey operations advisor and will also coach player development.

✍️This might be our biggest signing since 1997✍️

The #SJSharks have hired Patrick Marleau as a player development coach and field hockey operations advisor! pic.twitter.com/Kp75Ff0VcH

– San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) June 23, 2023

– Erik Haula has signed a new three-year contract in New Jersey. Deal details:

– 12 years already.

– There are some interesting cases.

Six Quebecers to keep an especially close eye on 👀🏒 https://t.co/usxS8CAuAU

– TVA Sports (@TVASports) June 23, 2023

– Worth noting.

– There’s bad blood in the NFL.