So you sometimes, wish you could highfive someone... in the face... with a chair, but can't because of ,you know, laws and civility?
Yeah, we feel ya, we know you would enjoy ruining their day – or part of it at the very least.
Thanks to Ship Your Enemies Glitter, you now have a solution and it comes in the form of an envelope full of glitter sent anonymously to your life-long nemesis. According to their website, people call glitter “the herpes of the craft world” (we didn't know that until now). We really can’t imagine anything more infuriating. It gets EVERYWHERE, on EVERYTHING and stays there FOREVER (i.e : a few weeks).
And don’t worry, the people at Ship Your Enemies Glitter have thought of everything: a note explaining why the recipient is receiving this gift will be mixed in with the glitter in order to increase spillage.
What better gift to send to that special someone whom you so dearly hate?
Visit shipyourenemiesglitter.com to learn more on how to piss off your enemy by sending them glitter. We also highly recommend that you read the FAQ section for extra laughs.