Redditors share hilarious NSFW moments they realized their kids were no longer innocent

Being a parent it tough. Especially when you realize that your child is no longer pure and innocent, like a unicorn. We all know kids have to grow up, so the heart-breaking realization that your offspring is now an actual human adult is inevitable. Sorry.

Redditor syrupymotherlik, who we assume wanted to feel better about his own familial situation, asked, '[NSFW] Parents of reddit, what made you realize your child was no longer an innocent kid?'. We probably don't have to tell you that the answers he got were both hilarious and sad, often at the same time. "Pikachu vagina sex" anyone? Here are our favorite five:

whore-chata: My best friend's son is 5 1/2 right now and one day she walked into their living room to find him completely naked, standing at attention and sticking his little man parts into the couch cushion, then thrusting out, and then thrusting them back in. She asked him what he was doing and he said "This is how I relax sometimes." He isn't allowed to relax like that anymore.

primeoflife: My kids like to roller skate and I don't mind taking them so we go to the local place frequently. One night I look up and there is a herd of boys maybe in the 15-16 year old range zoned in on something on the rink. As I watch, I realize that they are checking out my 13 year old daughters ass as she rolls by. Then I realized, oh crap she has an ass! That's what I chased her mother for! I knew she was no longer an innocent kid because she had a smirk as she rolled by. She knew she was being checked out and she knew what it meant.

ireallylikesculpture: My son is four. I walked in on him in the shower the other day trying to get his willy in his mouth. We have also had a conversation about why it is not appropriate to let the dog lick his genitals.

Jverne88: Browser history. I wish I was making this up. He typed these into google images: "Squirtle penis" "Charmander penis" "Mew vagina" "Mew vagina sex" There's a lot more... "Pikachu vaginas" "Pikachu vagina sex" "Raichu sex" "Raichu vagina sex" (By this point on it seemed as though he'd realized that "(pokemon name) + (penis/vagina) + sex" yielded the best results)...

PrincessTT: My daughter asked me what a blow job was. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or punch the boy that had asked her for one.