The actors' spokesperson confirmed earlier this morning that they did in fact finally get married on Saturday during a cerremony in Correns, France (supposedly at their villa, Château Miraval, at which they produce wine).
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, they were married by the same California judge who issued thir marriage license and "Jolie walked the aisle with her eldest sons Maddox and Pax. Zahara and Vivienne threw flower petals. Shiloh and Knox served as ring bearers." Awww!
Sure, you always said you'd tie the knot when the time was right and we respect the fact that you wanted it to be special and private, but you could have given us some sort of hint. Anything. We thought we were friends *hmph*