We actually think the dude just spotted a trio of drones or Chinese lanterns hovering in our nice Canadian sky, but what do we know?
We also think this UFO enthusiast might have been high or drunk - or both? - at the time. We're basing this assumption on his apparent struggle to talk normally and on these exquisite quotes:
''I saw them, can you saw them?'' Trouble with verb tenses, buddy?
''They spotted me, they're coming to get my anus'.' Very mature.