Top 10 red flags to tell you if a girl is crazy, according to Redditors

Got a relationship question? Just ask Reddit! After all, it's got the answers to all of life's other mysteries, so turning to its users for dating advice only seems logical. 

'Fellas, what is your "She is probably crazy"-red flag?' is a goldmine of advice, some brilliant and some not so much, and we've sifted through it all (most of it, at least) to single out the Top 10 red flags that scream 'Your girl is crazy!'.

Why? Cause we care about you and we're cool like that. Here goes...

10) She thinks the world hates her 
odysseyshot: "Everyone doesn't like me, my family won't even talk to me... I don't know why!" Pro tip: Run.

9) She's obsessed with Marilyn 
ihaveboobsAMA: Quoting Marilyn Monroe. Specifically, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

8) Her coworkers run and hide 
soulxrebel: A dead give away is knowing how many people she has problems with at work. 1-2 is typical. 3-4 now I'm skeptical. 5+ she is most likely crazy and the problem.

7) She's just too classy 
TrivialDispute: When she drops trou and takes a leak on the sidewalk outside of the bar you just picked her up at. Time to ditch that chick.

6) She's making plans 
TapewormBike: Overly attached too soon; seems to have loads of free time and no real friends to speak of and I know I might be a minority here, but going straight to something really kinky as well.

5) She's an asshole 
asifbymagnets: If you meet an asshole, you just met an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, you're the asshole.

4) She makes questionable choices 
morandomdanu: She is dating me!

3) She's SO subtle
internet_observer: Date #1: Asked about marriage about 6 times, asked where I would propose to her, mentioned her ex, mentioned that she defines herself by being in a relationship. There was no date #2 no matter how badly she wanted one.

2) She needs to refine her texting game 
mysticRight: No patience in waiting for a text message response. For example...
12:30: [Her] Hey, want to get dinner tonight?
12:35: [Her] Helloooooo?
12:37: [Her] Fine, I see how it is...
12:40: [Her] Where are you? You said you'd be home by now.
12:42: [Her] If you don't want to get dinner tonight you could just say so!!!
12:47: [Her] Fine, I'm going to eat with someone else instead. Don't expect me to respond when you need something next time.
12:52: [YOU] I was on the phone with my parents!!! Could you just give me a few minutes to respond! I did want dinner, but not anymore.

1) She wants you to know...
Zarknord: If she walks into the restaurant holding a giant red flag, that would be pretty weird.