Enter Mike Amess, a 24-year-old retail assistant from the UK who claims to break out in a cold sweat and throw up at the mere sight of TV's most annoying reality TV family. Harsh.
Yup, Kanye may think that Kim K is the most beautiful woman in the world, but Amess strongly disagrees. The best part is, Amess is gay, but he says watching Kim's infamous sex tape at 17 scarred him for life and now he can't bear to look at her or any of her family.
Speaking to the Daily Mail, Amess explained how "the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me. I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset. By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim's face again." Again, HARSH!
As for the side effects of Kardashian-phobia, Amess says his "hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch".
Wow. Just wow.