It IS Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Very Merry Christmas we're talking about, though, so we're not all that surprised.
What IS shocking is that the fam managed to snag high fashion photog David LaChapelle - guess he just couldn't pass up the $250,000 pay check - although no one seemed too happy about the whole thing.
But hey, the Kardashians didn't have to spend a penny because the show's production company paid the bill, so at the end of the day, everyone was just forced to smile and make it work.
While on set, LaChapelle revealed: "It will definitely be something really unexpected. On a deeper level [it] will say something about the time and place where we live".
Why he decided to leave out Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom, baby North and even Kanye West he didn't say.
Kourtney Kardashian's two kids made the cut, though, as did Bruce Jenner who is seen trapped in a weird glass case - we're sensing some sort of symbolism here...