Sure, Tweets are only supposed to be 140 characters long, but Amanda Bynes took the premise of that and threw it out the window when she decided to use Twitter to tell the world her life story. I.e. who she's mad at, who she's suing and why she had to shave off all of her hair. (Smells like a Britney-style meltdown to us.)
"@eonline please post my pics anytime! I had to shave my head because of hair damage from someone @John Barrett so I'm not loving my paparazzi pics for a few years! I have extensions but you can see them! Loving your shows but suing you for spreading lies about me on your website! Thanks for being my fan! True friends don't spread lies about me so I can't follow anyone from your network on twitter."
..."@eonline I never know when they're taking photos, but instead of the ones you (Us Weekly, In Touch, @PerezHilton) choose, pick the best one then say I'm walking around for exercise because that and tweeting is all you'll ever catch me doing. I'm suing you for all the lies you've all written in the past to have the stories and photos deleted of me from the Internet!"
AND THAT'S THE EDITED VERSION! Yes, Amanda's rant was actually even longer than this, but we decided to cut things down a bit because, in the words of our fave meme, ain't nobody got time for that!