Kim Kardashian probably won't be ripping a screaming infant from her loins in a very special E! television event.
Maybe it's a question of taste. Maybe it's just because sister Kourtney beat her to it months ago. But according to TMZ, the child of Kardashian and Kanye West won't be getting into the business we call show.
Or, maybe Ryan Seacrest will Tweet out the air date for the kid's TV debut as soon as Kardashian reaches the second trimester.
But however the child makes its debut, he or she will emerge into a world of tabloid drama, whether it's televised or not.
For instance, mommy will be married when baby arrives, though not to Kanye West.
OK, maybe two people. (Hi, mom!)
It's the baby's uncle to-be, Rob Kardashian.
As previously reported, West revealed the baby news during a concert in Atlantic City New Year's Eve.