By now, you know that Lindsay Lohan was arrested and charged with assault Thursday morning after she (allegedly) socked a woman in the face.
Forget everything you've read so far and focus on the only detail that matters:
Lindsay Lohan was fighting over one of the dudes from The Wanted.
Yes, the boy band The Wanted.
Where Lohan got drunk.
From what we've seen of Liz & Dick, the scene may have been something like this:
Lohan is expected to be arraigned in L.A. next week, TMZ reports. According to the Daily News, a court date connected to this morning's assault charge has been set for early January.